1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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