...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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