Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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