I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
