I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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