At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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