apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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