His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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