i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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