Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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