Is it normal to miss your booty call?
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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