I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
there's paper in my vomit.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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