is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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