Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
smell my finger.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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