How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Operation Purity has been aborted
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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