i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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