no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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