My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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