you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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