I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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