May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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