she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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