normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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