your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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