Im at strip club and am horny
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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