If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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