1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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