Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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