Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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