Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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