Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
