"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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