so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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