What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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