Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i will never coherently bang her
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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