Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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