Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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