yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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