so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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