My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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