never play flip cup with pint glasses
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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