so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
