where am i from again
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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