i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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