Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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