You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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