I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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