found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I think my moral compass just broke
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