...so i touched it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
