im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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