it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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