Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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