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I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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